Heidi Montag Confirms She Has No Friends

Heidi Montag has taken a page out of her husbands book and went nuts on Twitter, claiming she doesn't have a single pal in her life.

In an extraordinary rant, volatile Heidi wrote: "I HAVE NO FRIENDS. The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family', are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter.

She concluded by saying, "I love me."

Well, we are glad that someone loves you, Heidi. And we are especially happy that you finally realized that NO ONE LIKES YOU!!

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Heidi Montag: Hard At Work

Getting her film career underway, Heidi Montag was spotted on the set of her new movie “Just Go With It” yesterday afternoon (March 15) in Malibu, California.

The “Hills” babe looked to be in good spirits as she showed off what the good doctor gave her in a tiny top and short shorts.

And it sounds like Ms. Montag will be seeking out more film work, as she couldn’t shut up about how much fun she had doing her cameo.

She tweeted, “I just had THE BEST day of my life filming my first comedy movie!!!!! It was beyond what I could have ever dreamed!!!!! And I am wearing my sailor shorts I designed in the movie!!!”

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Heidi Montag: Superficial Album Photo Shoot

HeidiMontag "Here is a sneak peak of 1 of my looks from my SUPERFICIAL ALBUM SHOOT 2DAY What do you guys think?" about 22 hours ago from web

Heidi Montag Bowls, Gets Another Puppy

HeidiMontag "Bowling in my LOUBITONS!!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "BOWLING!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "My new puppy Coco!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

HeidiMontag "Bowling at STRIKE OC!!!!" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

Heidi Montag: Guest Co-Hosting The View Today

HeidiMontag "everyone tune into the View today on abc!!! im hosting! im getting ready in my dressing room now!" 25 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "good morning!! BIG day today! im getting ready to Co-Host the View today!" about 4 hours ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "Im so excited to host the View tomorrow!!!! what a blessing!!!" about 10 hours ago from mobile web

Heidi and Spencer: Moving From The Hills?

They’re infamous for tipping off the paparazzi, so it’s no wonder Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were spotted out yesterday (September 11) in Pacific Palisades, CA.

The hubby and wife stopped by a local café to grab lunch, and perhaps discuss their plans of a future home outside The Hills.

In Mr Pratt’s hand was a property listing for a ranch in Carpinteria at a listed price of $5,350,000. The most-hated reality TV couple must be doing well!

In other news, Heidi took to her Twitter page after hearing a freakish boom yesterday, saying, “wow did anyone else feel that blast? I just thought my house was going to collapse!!! my heart is still beating so fast!! Whooo.”

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Is it just me, or does Heidi look a good bit larger than usual?

Heidi Montag Has Gone Too Far

Has anyone else notice the change in Heidi Montag since posed for Playboy? The last Bible verse tweet was September 5th, and before that September 2nd, which is hardly any considering her former Playboy self was preaching to her "followers" at least 5 times a day!

And lets not forget the infamous Playboy interview done by her hubby, Spencer Pratt, which had us all fighting back the vomit when we heard everything we never wanted to hear about their sex lives.

Heidi Montag posted the following picture and message on Twitter yesterday evening:

HeidiMontag "Love rock" about 12 hours ago from TwitPic

There are two things (at least) wrong here. One, it looks like male genitalia, and two, it seems to be laying on an open Bible.

I'm starting to get more and more offended by the things that she says and does. I guess once you are married you truly become one - one ignorant disrespectful human being a.k.a. Spencer Pratt.

Anderson Cooper Rips Heidi A New One

We always knew that Anderson Cooper was the silver fox, but we never knew just how sharp his claws were! Thanks to Heidi Montag and her Miss Universe performance, Anderson was ready to pounce and did just that, tearing Heidi (wife of our pal Spencer Pratt) to shreds, saying she has found a "fresh new way to embarrass herself."

Cooper put the hard news on hold this week to dedicate two minutes to eviscerating Montag and her performance, starting off his rant with the following: "I don't really know who this person is, nor why she is pretending to be a singer nor why anyone should listen to her, but apparently she's famous."

He continued, saying that Montag is "so famous she actually Twitters.... And she Twittered to congratulate herself. She tweeted she had so much fun, and she also thanked God. I don't think God had anything to do with this production."

Was Anderson Cooper too harsh on Heidi?
	Yes, she tried her best, and shouldn't be criticized.
	Not at all! I couldn't have said it better myself!

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Heidi Montag - Miss Universe? Hardly!

Heidi Montag is scheduled to perform at this tonight's Miss Universe pageant in the Bahamas, but pageant production staffers are taking bets as to whether or not it will actually go down -- because she's just that bad!

Sources tells us pageant peeps are concerned that Heidi just can't pull it off. We're told "she's lip-syncing and can't remember the lyrics" (to her own song!!!), "looks like a trainwreck," and "she can't dance."

But she's got Jesus on her side, so we're sure it will turn out just fine.

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Here are some of the first tweets of the morning from the Montag/Pratt clan:

HollyMontag "Its going to be amaaaazing! I have it ready on all my tivo boxes!! I will continue to pray! Break a leg sister! So proud!! @HeidiMontag" about 5 minutes ago from UberTwitter

HeidiMontag "tonight live my first performance!!!!!!!!!!! Miss Universe!!! NBC!" about 24 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "all things are possible with God! dreams do come true! enjoy every moment of this short life!!" about 25 minutes ago from mobile web

HeidiMontag "today is the BIG day thank you God!" about 27 minutes ago from mobile web

SpencerPratt "@HeidiMontag performance tonight! Twitter peeps everyone will be watching!!" about 1 hour ago from TwitterFon

SpencerPratt "This is one of the best days of my life ! Top 3! Birth, elopement, Miss Universe 2009 Heidi Body Language Performance! 1 BILLION EYES WATCH!" about 3 hours ago from TwitterFon

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Heidi Montag's New Song: The Oh Snap! Poll

The mind-blowingly unscientific results are in, and they're not so good for Montag. 64 percent of the folks we talked to gave "Body Language" the thumbs down, many citing the weakness of her voice as their reason for voting nay. Interestingly, the 36 percent who endorsed the track were pleasantly surprised at the quality of the beat and the effectiveness of the hook.

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Heidi Montag: Showing Off Her Virgos Necklace

HeidiMontag "What do you think of my necklace? I love it! Virgos!" about 4 hours ago from TwitPic